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Full History - 2022 - 10 - 30 - ID#yhowmh
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should I take this order? (i.redd.it)
submitted by MrZeLlama
Goldencheese5ball56 247 points 8m ago
I think we know the answer of the previous barista who didn’t want to take his order
Meliodas666 8 points 8m ago
What I miss?
sraykub 133 points 8m ago
It’s Halloween weekend you dweebs, do you think this dude is pulling into a drive thrus while having a triple homicide worth of real blood on his car?
Witchatah101 104 points 8m ago
That's the best cover
b99__throwaway 29 points 8m ago
like creed bratton
MrZeLlama [OP] 85 points 8m ago
Yeah duh
MrsClaireUnderwood 55 points 8m ago
>do you think this dude is pulling into a drive thrus while having a triple homicide worth of real blood on his car?

In this political economy?
vkapadia 36 points 8m ago
We know, you dweeb. We're just being silly.
Anon31780 13 points 8m ago
That’s the kind of thing a serial killer would say. (/s)
sir_ramen 11 points 8m ago
It's the perfect time to do it because of people, like, *you.*
dkr1829 8 points 8m ago
After I watched all that criminal series abt Jeffrey or John Gacy, that could be a yes 🫣☠️
reclusivegiraffe 5 points 8m ago
oddly enough, we once had a woman in our DT who had just hit and killed someone outside of another store in our district. she hit and ran, so the store it happened at told us in the district chat what her car was and what her order usually is (she was a regular there.) we held her in line and called the cops.
Ok_Rooster2790 93 points 8m ago
yo update?
MrZeLlama [OP] 288 points 8m ago
I died
Necessary_Low939 56 points 8m ago
NOOOOOOO
krty98 59 points 8m ago
Literally any other week, no. But this week, yes
MiaLedger 59 points 8m ago
It's just a Halloween decoration thing, right?

Right?
Nraveles11 57 points 8m ago
Need a good pick me up after committing mass homicide
MrZeLlama [OP] 43 points 8m ago
I'm on it
MrMattimo 34 points 8m ago
Dang y'all get a whole screen to see the line? We just have that tiny top right corner of the order screen
Deadrax502 4 points 8m ago
I don’t even have a camera at my store😭
Ceramicusedbook 4 points 8m ago
We have a camera at mine but it's only to see the current car ordering.
official_koda_ 25 points 8m ago
Reminds me of The Office episode when Creed was covered in blood and was like “it’s Halloween? Wow I got lucky”
shaylove03-17 9 points 8m ago
Impressive drive thru time
SnooWoofers7456 7 points 8m ago
that’s just Kurt Kunkle
ArielPotter 6 points 8m ago
I feel like this is a really good way to get pulled over and get screwed for something you didn’t know you had. Tail light, jury duty you missed, expired license.
AAA_Morningstar 3 points 8m ago
I would! They seem nice
Torirock10 2 points 8m ago
lmao we had a car like that yesterday
clee1221 2 points 8m ago
I’m more concerned about the 72 sec order pt avg😭
sarahtilton_ 1 points 8m ago
Posts like this make me so sad that our store doesn't have a camera 😭 how fun
Interesting-Wrap9118 1 points 8m ago
Broo 🤣🤣🤣
vrb_astrix -6 points 8m ago
call the police.
rwwhys -64 points 8m ago
Take their license down if you can
Veloci-Tractor 81 points 8m ago
when you stab someone to death but on top of your car and then you go get fraps
rwwhys 1 points 8m ago
I mean priority’s if your going to prison for murder you have to get at least 1 more Frappuccino
Veloci-Tractor 1 points 8m ago
Prisoner be on death row

Asks for a dbl smoked for last meal
laughingashley 19 points 8m ago
You can buy this decal set on eBay lol Calm down, Columbo
LowEarthSatellite 6 points 8m ago
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