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Full History - 2022 - 11 - 03 - ID#ykviix

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someone shit in our lobby (i.redd.it)

submitted by FastEggplant89

Responsible_Snow7109 154 points 8m ago

Against my better judgement along with the damn title that has the words "someone shit in our lobby", i still decided to click on the picture. I wish i hadn't.

darkwolf523 31 points 8m ago

Same. Ngl wasn’t expecting actual shit

Responsible_Snow7109 22 points 8m ago

The crazy part is...i went back to look at it a second time to make sure...lmao wtf

darkwolf523 3 points 8m ago

Lmao

Responsible_Snow7109 8 points 8m ago

Wtf would i need to "make sure" about? Lmao its SHIT ON THE GROUND in a starbucks. Im weird 😐

maine_coon2123 2 points 8m ago

“Wait a min- oh ya that’s shit alright”

Responsible_Snow7109 2 points 8m ago

Honestly lol what is wrong with me

Prestigious-Chest776 117 points 8m ago

it’s such a cartoon-like splat

Lcolecrochet 5 points 8m ago

Not me scrolling back up to look again

csaine 32 points 8m ago

Please tell me you've closed the store until this is cleaned....

FastEggplant89 [OP] 28 points 8m ago

yeah we closed for i think like 2 hrs until hazmat dude came in, he was nice

lycorisette 3 points 8m ago

Hazmat?! I’m so jealous!!

This is what they made me clean up on my first day on the job there, and they didn’t even show me where the gloves were. The guy smeared it all over the walls. I’m forever traumatized.

lakoooter 3 points 8m ago

RIGHT?! they’re always so chill

Emarie2200 19 points 8m ago

Lol. At my store someone threw up in the lobby and weren’t allowed to close the lobby at all. We were told to just put a wet floor sign and stuff near it so ppl didn’t slip in it.

It stayed there until the next morning and happened midday.

DylaFer 16 points 8m ago

That is a MASSIVE violation and if it was your manager or DM who told you that… yikes

Gameb0i6 29 points 8m ago

How? How did this happen? I can understand the bathroom. But in the lobby? WTF!

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neighborrcat 25 points 8m ago

as someone with VERY irritable bowels, i empathize with both sides of the coin here

Emarie2200 0 points 8m ago

On the floor tho? 😂

neighborrcat 17 points 8m ago

you don’t know the dangers of inflammatory bowel disease

Late_Pomelo_999 23 points 8m ago

Good. Very good

haleslyons 15 points 8m ago

Someone ass-blasted our the toilet once, knew it was all over the back of his pants, and walked out into the cafe and sat on our couch, leaving shit all over it. Been there, feel your pain.

purplejanuary14 13 points 8m ago

Forbidden mocha

AmbossFunke 10 points 8m ago

Mmmm free mocha sauce 🥴

darkwolf523 9 points 8m ago

Bet someone brought in an animal. Not telling the baristas that their pet shitted/picking it up themselves

FastEggplant89 [OP] 8 points 8m ago

yeah we arent really sure what happened, unfortunately our cameras dont capture the area that it happened but that was one of the more popular theories among our partners

darkwolf523 1 points 8m ago

Damn

Gimmecoffee2020 3 points 8m ago

I love how we all knew what we’d be seeing but still clicked on the picture just to verify…

maine_coon2123 1 points 8m ago

Lmao

jazzysoranio 2 points 8m ago

Makes me want to bring fake poo to throw on the floor and be all like “oh no! Someone shit in our store! Guess we have to close the cafe!”

ObitoUchiha41 2 points 8m ago

sorry

FastEggplant89 [OP] 1 points 8m ago

thanks

PetMySquid 2 points 8m ago

Looks like someone mixed too much water with their mocha powder

No_Yogurt_4602 2 points 8m ago

i mean i guess at least it looks like they were *trying* to make it to the bathroom

mossygreentree13 2 points 8m ago

IS THIS REAL

FastEggplant89 [OP] 1 points 8m ago

unfortunately

awkwardcrepe 2 points 8m ago

My store had someone so that on the bathroom floor and I thought that was bad!

computernoobe 1 points 8m ago

bruh

Nearby-Philosophy-25 1 points 8m ago

Ok who dropped the mocha…

bigmacqween 1 points 8m ago

I don’t believe it’s shit. It’s too homogeneous. Well maybe it is shit I looked back. But op, did anyone mention a smell? Why was it in one spot? Not like the person was moving?

FastEggplant89 [OP] 2 points 8m ago

as op i can confirm it was shit, i was not there when the shitting occurred but there was not a smell while entering the store, only when hazmat was cleaning it up and like moving it around

maine_coon2123 2 points 8m ago

Oh god 🤢

killerweeee 1 points 8m ago

Is this story in the Bay Area? We closed down our lobby and bathrooms because how bad the homeless would trash the place.

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