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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 11 - 03 - ID#ykxmyk
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ITS LAUNCH DAY FOR CHRISTMAS STUFF PEEPS, LETS HEAR THE STORIES YALL GOT (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by 2TheTea
OOOOOOO BOY this gonn be fun. I'll start

I came into the store and the ovens were broken at 4:30am
slumlord11 146 points 8m ago
there was a customer waiting in our parking lot before i (an opener) even showed up for work! proceeded to come in and buy 10 cups!
sequineddoomcloud 36 points 8m ago
similar story here 😬 we open at 5am, and i arrived at 4:30ish to get in and start opening and a customer asked if we were open yet bc she wanted to buy the studded cups. she was our 1st transaction of the day with seven studded cups and we only got like 12 total
romanianhopscotch 8 points 8m ago
Damn they should put limits on those 😂
darkwolf523 10 points 8m ago
Bruh
rnaggie53 107 points 8m ago
We had a great launch day! Did a 72 transactions half hour during peak & made a 37 window time. We had the best team today. I’m so proud of my partners 🤓🥹
2TheTea [OP] 44 points 8m ago
That's actually unbelievable. Congratulations
andersonm499 23 points 8m ago
It wasn’t a bad launch day at all. We had I think an 80 something half hour and 45 sec window times. We are at $9000 when I left at 12 😂
maddogracer161 1 points 8m ago
I haven't been at a store making 9k in 8 years. That's impressive.
andersonm499 2 points 8m ago
We make at least 9 every day if not more. I was shook we mad that much before noon. Thankfully we were actually staffed and it didn’t feel horrible
brookeredacted 4 points 8m ago
Oh wow that’s great!!! Glad y’all had a great day!
Logical-Doubt-6021 91 points 8m ago
one of our espresso machines is broken 😅💞
purplejanuary14 25 points 8m ago
Ours too and they said a 2 month wait! 🥲
nicolelynnejones 24 points 8m ago
they’ve been saying they’ll fix it “within 24 hours” since 10/30 🤪🤘🏻
Torirock10 7 points 8m ago
gahhhd damnn
ayavball05 7 points 8m ago
OMG ME TOO
nicolelynnejones 8 points 8m ago
i love how reliable and well designed the mastrena 2 is ♥️
nicolelynnejones 4 points 8m ago
OURS TOOOO
Acrobatic_Relation58 1 points 8m ago
Two out of three are broken
diphenhydranautical 76 points 8m ago
i was on drive bar from open to 9:50. towards the end of my shift i started feeling very dizzy and i had to ask *three times* for someone to watch my bar because i felt like i might pass out before anyone actually acknowledged me. i also got stuck 20 minutes late because “they didn’t realize how late it was” despite me letting them know 15 and 5 minutes before my shift was over

you’d think my headset was broken but they heard everything else i said in that time period 🥲
2TheTea [OP] 18 points 8m ago
I hope you feel better!
diphenhydranautical 10 points 8m ago
thank you Ɛ> since i’m an opener and i usually have egg bites and a triple blonde shot (two updosed) on my 10 so i’m ready to go for peak, but i could not muster up an appetite this morning. so it was probably my fault tbh haha. def should’ve had breakfast
[deleted] 2 points 8m ago
bruhhhh they do this to me all the time, i call on the headset for things or reminders or ask for support & no one replies
CBukowski808 70 points 8m ago
I’ve had 4 customers rage over how early the release is. “WE JUST HAD HALLOWEEN YESTERDAY JDKLFJSHFHKDJFBCJNF!!!!!”
screamingeman 56 points 8m ago
A customer came in at 4 am (our lobby is closed due to our safety till 7) and they were banging on the door while the signs clearly states that and I was laughing how customers are just desperate for overpriced cups
2TheTea [OP] 8 points 8m ago
That's crazy LOL
dankmobile 54 points 8m ago
i called out with a fever of 102 and got told to find my own coverage bc it’s launch day 🤪
darkwolf523 21 points 8m ago
Wtf they want you to do? Come In sick? Get better soon
dankmobile 20 points 8m ago
i was never gonna come in but i was really mad about being asked to find my own coverage for a sick shift
darkwolf523 14 points 8m ago
Good. Fuck them. Your health comes first
2TheTea [OP] 15 points 8m ago
Their loss, get better soon!
The_walking_man_ 13 points 8m ago
Sucks to be them. It’s policy for the manager/supervisors to find coverage. Not you.
insertusernameplease 49 points 8m ago
My manager got violently screamed at bc she wouldn’t let some lady buy her gold studded cup last night and then we were sold out by the time she showed up this morning.
BeardiesRule112 16 points 8m ago
Oh America.
joeamethyst 43 points 8m ago
None of the vanilla I ordered for launch came on the truck. We had 1 bottle going into today.
Lcolecrochet 3 points 8m ago
Noooooooo
Ok_Investigator4314 37 points 8m ago
i’m off today thank fuck
I_love_cars5897 13 points 8m ago
Same here haha, I did setup last night tho and it took foreverrrrr
StuffiesAndBeatSaber 3 points 8m ago
Same 🥳
lunarmadz 28 points 8m ago
Someone bought 1700 dollars worth in gift cards today in one transaction(I’m assuming for work) but that was fun to ring up!
whatsthebigdealwith_ 15 points 8m ago
I get big gift card purchases a lot. If you or anyone didn't know, if it's all the same amount (like $10 each card only) and they want individual cards instead of the multipacks, you can click gift card activation and quantity to whatever total number they're buying and just scan all the cards back to back without having to go and click through the activation prompts for each card individually.
lunarmadz 6 points 8m ago
We did!! She got 70 gift cards tho so it still took a fair bit of time
ruin_24 27 points 8m ago
I got yelled at by a 50y/o man because I wouldn't make him a trenta peppermint mocha frappuccino
winchester4life9865 20 points 8m ago
Rude lady: “If y’all can’t handle the volume, jUsT tURn OfF mObILe OrDeRs” 🙃🙃🤦🏻‍♀️
Me: Have a great day ☺️☺️
DragonTear03 20 points 8m ago
Happy note: all of our stuff got fixed the night before so we have a working espresso bar
Sad note: 30 min behind on mobiles
GreenTourmaline13 18 points 8m ago
Had a lady come in at 515a and buy 130$ worth of cups but she swore she wasn't "one of *those* cuppers." Uh huh, sis, I def believe you.
deathbeforedecaf1984 6 points 8m ago
That buys four cups at my licensed store 😂
Shoddy-Trainer-8051 17 points 8m ago
I work in a financial district where everyone is jaded and in a hurry so no one gives a fuck, customers are more annoyed at the bright colors than anything else it seems lmao
spookysznneverends 16 points 8m ago
A dog got ran over and died in front of our store so they threw it in the ditch, and then the local homeless meth head was out there swinging it around by it’s legs a few hours later.
doing_my_best_here 8 points 8m ago
Are you okay?
spookysznneverends 2 points 8m ago
No
franglaisedbeignet 8 points 8m ago
RIP baby dog.
2TheTea [OP] 7 points 8m ago
What the heck?!?! Are you fr?!?!?
spookysznneverends 3 points 8m ago
Yeah we get some crazy homeless people around here
It_is_Katy 4 points 8m ago
Bruh
Torirock10 3 points 8m ago
👁_👁
Ze_eq 14 points 8m ago
We had a person come through our drive thru and steal all our tips from the whole day 🙂
Lcolecrochet 2 points 8m ago
That happened to my store on Christmas Day once 😭
mossygreentree13 13 points 8m ago
Overslept, didn’t hear any alarms and i was one of the openers of the morning (5:30 shift we open at 6) and i live 38 minutes away from my store. Got a call from my SM at 5:45 asking where i was and it was foggier than fuck outside took me almost an hour to get to work because visibility was less than 20 ft. Clocked in at 7 (instead of 5:30) and was on bar for 6 hours. Ya know those old games from cool math? Papas Pizzaria and Papas Pancakeria and literally everything else? We just switched from our Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew Simulator into the new an improved Peppermint Mocha Simulator. My third holiday season. All jokes aside it wasn’t bad i love being on bar, and people were excited for holiday drinks and patient and kind all day! At least to me…..

Happy Holidays guys!!! <3
(edited for spelling errors and typos lol)
2TheTea [OP] 2 points 8m ago
It was MAD foggy too! We had an alert it was so foggy. I'm glad u mad it tho, even if it was late, at least you were there!
AdIll7946 1 points 8m ago
i love all the whipped cream in the holiday simulators 😤😤😤
impasse602 12 points 8m ago
I got the mushroom cup! Lol i want the fox one and our sm said were only allowed to buy two cuos but one of his favorites bought fucking 5
Gingerzygote 12 points 8m ago
nothing that eventful amazingly but my DM unexpectedly came in and i had to make an excuse, run off of bar and to the back, rip my septum ring out and put it in my bag due to having a nose stud already, wash my hands like a surgeon and run back to bar. that was interesting. grateful my piercing is old enough to not close 🙏 (no drinks were delayed in the making of this story bar was dead at the time lmao)

edit: oh yeah, my manager also had to chew a few people out for saving cups behind the counter for themselves so that happened too

edit 2: today was uneventful but promoset yesterday was the worst disaster i've dealt with in a while. thats a loooong story.
Torirock10 6 points 8m ago
could u not put a mask on
Gingerzygote 7 points 8m ago
i usually do as soon as i know she's coming, and often carry a mask in case, today was unexpected though and i didn't carry one, and i figured it would look really suspicious to run off and pop on a mask as soon as i saw her lmao
Torirock10 5 points 8m ago
yeah that’s true lmao
TheRealAsnux 11 points 8m ago
Mobile bar's water pump started smoking ❤️
Late_Pomelo_999 9 points 8m ago
I found about 7 food items from the previous day still left on the pastry racks
emmacrafty33 8 points 8m ago
a lady came in at 4:36 am and bought $500 worth of cups, ornaments and keychains and had the nerve to rudely ask me to look in the back for more even though I told her I was sure we didn’t have anymore
franglaisedbeignet 8 points 8m ago
Oh, and an artistic barista drew a recognizable plant leaf on the holiday cup for our chalkboard last night and the message read: Leaf your worries at the door.
itsyaboimikey_ 7 points 8m ago
two people asked me to bump their mobile orders to the front of the line and i said no. they both called to complain about me specifically afterwards and i feel so special and popular ☺️
itsyaboimikey_ 3 points 8m ago
two people asked me to bump their mobile orders to the front of the line and i said no. they both called to complain about me specifically afterwards and i feel so special and popular ☺️
i also have a wicked tendonitis flareup and i can literally only do order taking and register when usually i’m used as a fast bar person (the cause of the tendonitis) all in all a great day (sarcasm)
Creative-Clothes-520 6 points 8m ago
5:02 am gold cups gone
vanilllacakez 6 points 8m ago
Buying over 2-3 cups should really not be allowed. It’s so unfair to other peoole
midnightsonder 6 points 8m ago
I barred for my entire 8 hour shift after opening (4am-12:30) and then ended my shift with being coached for my poor customer connection. :’) I just came back from a vacation for my honeymoon and I was running completely on autopilot. But still… when there are several people in CS positions why am I the only person expected to talk to customers.?? Sorry but I’m honestly way too busy busting out drinks like a machine to stand and ask every person what their plans for the day are.
PrestigiousLong3023 6 points 8m ago
I’ve worked here for two months and they had me on mobile/cafe bar for all of peak. It was crazy
spookyboi13 6 points 8m ago
out of oatmilk :(
2TheTea [OP] 5 points 8m ago
BIG RIP. Ik that hardship, have had to run to Giant Eagle to buy oakmilks before
nikkicarter1111 3 points 8m ago
Giant Eagle? That sounds so cool
violentfemme17 1 points 8m ago
OH?
PalpitationKey1305 1 points 8m ago
same here, we run out so fast!
pinkjortz 6 points 8m ago
Sticker machine alternately refused to print or printed items out of order :’)
i_jlp_you 5 points 8m ago
Our grinder broke, so no brewed coffee was available after 10am!! I also was one of the few baristas excited about launch day, which meant most of my team either looked at me funny or told me I had too much energy my entire shift!!
franglaisedbeignet 4 points 8m ago
Someone ordered a crème brûlée latte. (Starbucks missed an opportunity here. ) Also the Christmas latte toppings were in a box somewhere in the back and no one gave a rats ass about having them out and ready to go on the morning of holiday launch round one. I was put on bar for “practice” and let’s just say this position and I don’t always agree. I got told “don’t tell ME how to order my drinks when I’m paying for it” and they asked for everything on the side also steamed for a tall black coffee. Just make it at home then.
jeanies9 4 points 8m ago
Came in to open and one of our freezers was broken. Okay, no big deal, order doesn’t come until tonight right? Wrong. They show up right at OPEN. Spent the next hour trying to sort that crap out, thought the SSV was gonna have a heart attack bc she couldn’t fit all the food in the freezers we did have
danielamerinopuzul 4 points 8m ago
im worried for when i go to work today now lmfaoo
haikusbot 15 points 8m ago
*Im worried for when*

*I go to work today now*

*Lmfaoo*

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danielamerinopuzul 0 points 8m ago
whats a haiku?!? 😭💀
hugallcats 7 points 8m ago
Put very simply, it’s a style of poetry consisting of three lines with the first and third line containing five syllables and the second line containing seven syllables (so 5, 7, 5). I would love to share what little I know about where it originated (because it is NOT an Anglo style of poetry and should never be thought of as such), but I don’t want to get the details wrong.
fredforthered 5 points 8m ago
At the risk of seeming rude, your school/ language arts teacher failed you.

The other commenter is right. It’s a 3 line poem 5-7-5 syllables in each line, and the theme traditionally nature. Origin is Japan. I think we had to learn them in 4th-6th grade, can’t remember that part, but definitely pre high school in California.
rlb1415 4 points 8m ago
😳
Alternative_Exam3723 3 points 8m ago
1 no call no show, 1 call out, rude people allll day, no cranberry bliss bars in freight. Some lady got mad that I wouldn’t/couldnt sell her 2 bottles of chestnut praline. New girl asked me who she gives her 2 week notice to, kid on register refused to pay attention and kept running out of drip🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 I could go on 😂
wok3less 3 points 8m ago
we had no pastry bags… i had a partner from a different store yell at me because i couldnt warm her food up. then she told me the girl at the box said she could just give it to her in the wax paper. I AM the girl at the box.
shaylove03-17 3 points 8m ago
Not really a story but a customer did say "isn't there a policy that stats if there's a long wait time for drive thru the drink is free?" I proceeded to tell her no nor has that every been a policy and she looked at me with such attitude and said......."are you sure? What's this store number" and then asked me to remake her drink because it spilled a little while handing it to her??
SunBusiness8291 2 points 8m ago
When she left did you say, "See you next Tuesday!"
shaylove03-17 2 points 8m ago
Unfortunately I did not wanna see her at all
shaylove03-17 2 points 8m ago
Respectfully 😂
caitxjean 3 points 8m ago
every single one of our stickers machines are down.
dallizzlee 3 points 8m ago
A lady walked out of the bathroom without pants on
2TheTea [OP] 3 points 8m ago
I got questions.. but I'm not asking
headsinavicee 2 points 8m ago
When I went on my lunch. I went into the mall we're attached to and there was turds all over the floor
aspiringgrandpa 3 points 8m ago
i’m on my lunch, it’s not too bad yet but the after school rush starts soon, pray for me 🙏🏻
2TheTea [OP] 3 points 8m ago
I'm praying FAM
AccountantNo3180 2 points 8m ago
i win this trend: our opener forgot her key and the mid called out through text after her shift was supposed to start
2TheTea [OP] 2 points 8m ago
OH NAWWW
darkasdaylight 2 points 8m ago
We had only one of the mushroom cups left after like 6:30am (we open at 4:30). The only reason i knew about it was because I’m fairly tall and it was in the back of the top shelf of our display, and the angle the register was at gave me a perfect view of it without letting the customers see it. Tried to buy it on my 10 but it was missing a barcode so my ssv let me put it in the back until we figured out what to do about that 😎 so I managed to get my hands on it! Otherwise opening was a bit of a nightmare bc there were quite a few things that didn’t get done last night and the ssv we had had opened maybe twice, but after that it wasn’t too bad. Definitely helps that my store is mostly a bunch of very dedicated regulars who know exactly what they want lol.
jmoff9 2 points 8m ago
First thing when I clocked on, I get put on warming (easily my least fav position) and I see a 17 food item delivery order :))) By the time I finished that up, it was already too late. I got so far behind, and combined with the fact my temporary sub manager rearranged the entire store without telling anybody—I was losing it. I had customers coming over to me and harassing me about their food, and eventually my partners as well about it. I felt so bad but I couldn’t do anything to make the ovens go faster
dnims24 2 points 8m ago
I don’t work today but I did yesterday. Our drive they card machine stopped working last night and is still not working today (I stopped by my store for a drink since it’s right across the street and heard about that). While I was there I forgot to look at the winter cups lol
gravitynmoons 1 points 8m ago
i’m a new partner and today was my first day on register and a lady came in with a grocery list of an order and then started making modifications to everything but the order was for tomorrow and i was just smiling while i waited for my ssv to come and help me😭😭 i bought myself a mushroom cup tho YIPPEE
Ok_Sprinkles6692 1 points 8m ago
My family and I got Covid and launch day was my day 5 of self-isolating. I’m a Green Bean of a few months so I couldn’t help it but felt pretty bad I missed it and I’m not scheduled until Sat. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Frequent_Flamingo_42 1 points 8m ago
Some lady body 350$ of cups 5 minutes into my shift and groups of people hung around for an hour to see if more were going to be put out
PalpitationKey1305 1 points 8m ago
It was my birthday!! I did promo set with my team last night (a whole ass mess, we went 45 minutes over our scheduled time and still had shit to put out this morning) then came in for a short and fun shift finishing set up and organizing stuff. overall a great day. I’m so sorry to everyone that experienced a circle of hell today. we only had a few psycho cup vultures today thankfully
Pravum_Fera 1 points 8m ago
Our drive mastrena legit broke the night before. Apparently the repair person came by early to mid shift and managed to fix it for the rest of the day. It was just clogged with beans and apparently oat milk caps, how that happened with the caps, I don’t know.

On another note apparently opening had maybe 11 partners to open without the crazy expected rush/peak.
mrbubblegxm 1 points 8m ago
both of our credit card machines went down. 😍🫶 literally couldn’t do anything for twenty minutes. fun for CS, not fun for register 😭
DarthKhai1991 1 points 8m ago
What do you mean the cup is just red?!
ATAO96 1 points 8m ago
I just closed today, i just don’t really give two shits. I just like wearing my red apron
sawb0n3z 1 points 8m ago
I sprained my ankle yesterday and cant come into work for 2 weeks cuz im on crutches 😍😍 so yeah lol
Hypervix30 1 points 8m ago
Allowing customers to mobile order the holiday tumblers is a nightmare. Having to run off warming in peak to then look under a dozen tumblers to try and find the sku that matches takes up way too much time and we can't see the display from register so we aren't even able to be on top of keeping the tumblers in/out of stock for item availability. It was a mess.
Jessi4394 1 points 8m ago
Helped out another licensed store and chewed out the barista working for apparently YELLING at my coworker on the phone for putting out cups “early” when it was me who did the set up and they were put out on time ☠️
kiryu-zero 1 points 8m ago
One of our espressos machines is broken, and we've got a small store. So the technicians are pulling it apart during lunch time as we are serving food and drink. Meaning we're stuck squishing past
miniinovaa 1 points 8m ago
I’m so sorry your ovens broke on launch day, but like I’m not even surprised. They WOULD do that lmao
deathbeforedecaf1984 1 points 8m ago
The new assistant manager (there are three in my licensed location including myself) mucked up the entire set up last night and my team had to scramble to finish it before the DM visit 🫠
Grouchy-Cobbler643 1 points 8m ago
Our store never received any of the holiday foods 🙃
2TheTea [OP] 1 points 8m ago
That is a yikes
Consistent_Count_942 1 points 8m ago
Bars weren't pilled at close so they shut down🙃, and none of our holiday syrups were brought out either.

2 tap system stopped working, and our foam blender broke.

Lots of other crap, but that was the worst if it.
Horrible shift honestly tho
Far_Humor8240 1 points 8m ago
Our store opens at 8, so I came in at 5am - pretty excited actually! I love wearing the red apron and seeing the guests excited over overpriced cups… However, I left just after 4pm. I feel dead, and I still have homework to do
FunDip500 1 points 8m ago
I was on bar from 730a to 230p with one of the cold bar fridges down.
paint-in-flames 1 points 8m ago
almost had to call the cops bc a guy who was clearly on drugs was running back and forth on our patio and yelling into the void :D (I think a customer ended up calling them bc a car came by as my shift manager came out to talk to him)
mrcupcake18 1 points 8m ago
Two things lol so I went in at 7am and my first customer ordered 4 banana nut breads, 4 pumpkin loafs, 4 iced lemons, 4 chocolate croissants, 4 sausage and eggs, 4 double smokes, a traveler and 2 different lattes (he was very nice and he tipped well but damn was that a lot when we were already slammed lmao) and second this lady came in and bought 3 of this one cup that everyone was wanting today! Some cup with a mushroom on top of the straw! For four hours people kept calling for it and kept trying to mobile order it even though we sold out already lmao
Turbulent-Glove-674 1 points 8m ago
We had a 87 half hour and sold almost 2500 products by 9 am. It was crazy
butterflymomo 1 points 8m ago
i didn't work today but i will admit i'm sad i didn't get first pick at the cups </3 normally would be an opener/mid but i get every thursday off thank fuck
jadehernan 1 points 8m ago
weirdly enough nothing crazy has happened, all our new tumblers sold out which i figured would happen but everything else is fine
MarieCrepes 1 points 8m ago
I've been on vacation and I'm afraid to come back and open Saturday 😭
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