this grown ass woman came through the drive thru with her screaming toddler and ordered a trenta strawberry açaí lemonade with extra ice, extra berries, and FIFTEEN pumps of classic. simple syrup. literal sugar. her child kept screaming while i took her order so i ask “that was fifteen pumps, right?” and she goes “TRENTA”
like yes ma’am i heard you the first time you screamed it at me