One grande bofa latte please

No lol please dont be serious. Someone really asked for it that way?

Someone asked for a strawberry asiago the other day

Had someone order an eight ball once. Took everything I had to answer without hysterical laughter.

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Every time someone says cold buster I wanna smack them in the mf face

“Gimmie a vintage medical bomb.”
“What’s that drink? A fireball?”
“That wellness tea…. cold tea? No no not the iced tea, the tea for when you have a cold!”
“She told me to get the monster bong or whatever. It has mint in it?”

I almost called it a Money Ball yesterday

This morning I got “can I get a venti tea with 2 pumps peppermint” and I asked which tea four times before he finally said “medicine ball but I was told I can’t call it that anymore and I don’t know your name for it” I said honey citrus mint? Got it. He was rude af at the window too and I’m just like sir🥲🥲

Human cheese croissant

Them: Veeti Chee Latte Please
Me: Hot or Iced?
Them: Yes

This guy once was ordering a mango dragonfruit and he legit asked “can I have no dragon balls in there?”

I had someone order it as a “sick tea” once. I knew what she was talking about, but I loved every second of pretending like I didn’t while she repeated “sick tea” as if it were an obvious and official drink we had.

someone asked me for a cake ball once