Like, they ground bags of cold brew on paper (ETA: not what it's ground on, omg, I'm going to put my nose in the corner now!), then cleaned out the old cold brew drip system and washed everything (at least 4 dishloads at my store), then put a new cold brew liner in and then did the damn thing?

Or, they took a cube of already-pulled cold brew, diluted with 5L water, and pretended they were baristas? "I 'worked' today?"

An old ssv made our DM do drains, we were on a 4 par in the middle of peak (usually we have anywhere from 6-7 people but due to Covid and callouts etc) and he made a surprise visit and complained our drains Weren’t up to standard so she said he wanted them to standard he could do it, he got on his hands and knees and did them and broke way too much of a sweat doing it

i once taught my dm how to load a giftcard! he said i was a rockstar. felt good