looking through the Google reviews for my store and found this gem...(i.redd.it)
submitted by MountainGoat999
No_Indication_520528 points7m ago
What are they doing? Practicing ghost telling on Google reviews?. They need some help that the bux cannot provide.
kurokittie15 points7m ago
lol reminds of my first week of training where a lady came in to tell me that we need to fire one of my coworkers for having “a dark energy”
trouble-in-space6 points7m ago
Today one of our nice regulars complimented my tattoo, then said it was “vibrant” but was “contrasting” what I’m like. 😐 still trying to figure out what that one meant.
rogue_nebula9 points7m ago
I will come to your store and make it worse (better?) by adding to this dark and brooding vibe
coffee-and-chillll6 points7m ago
I’m loving the sound of the energy at this location, sounds like my kind of starbucks :)
MountainGoat999 [OP]9 points7m ago
Yeah we only play black metal and dungeon synth over the speakers and we often engage in esoteric cultish chants.
Texastexastexas12 points7m ago
You should print that and frame it, even enlarge it. Post it at your store.
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