So our bathroom was smoking. Electronic burning smell and smoke. Someone definitely was doing drugs in there.
Anyways, a customer (C) told me about it. I run to get my supervisor (S) and we go together just in case there's a person in there.
S: Hello! I need you to exit the bathroom so we can check on the smoke.
C: (yes the same guy) -exiting the bathroom- oh, okay. Can I use the employee bathroom?
S: No sorry.
C: Where can I use the bathroom then?
Me and my supervisor share a look.
S: You can try this place next door?
-3 minutes pass-
The customer comes back in and says: Hey, sorry, that place's bathrooms are out of order.
S: Oh, I'm sorry about that.
C: So where should I use the bathroom?
Me: -Stunned silence-
S: Um, try the restaurant over there?
Bear in mind you can see the restaurant from where we are. It's 20 feet away.
I really wanted to say "Sir honestly I don't care." But I got bills.