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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 11 - 22 - ID#z1mi3d
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My personal favorite reviews of my store (reddit.com)
submitted by trouble-in-space
throwawaystarbiegirl 259 points 7m ago
what… what did the first lady want you to say?? imo that’s a nice offer?? and “why so many white wemon” has me rolling
trouble-in-space [OP] 51 points 7m ago
I really hope the first one was a joke. That’s the only way I can justify it to myself 😂
Ceramicusedbook 139 points 7m ago
"You can't just ask people why they're white!"
ladyelenawf 4 points 7m ago
FanPleasant9546 93 points 7m ago
Normalize limiting white wemon to 2 per store
angclbby 64 points 7m ago
the last 2 are taking me out LMAOO
hatman_v4 48 points 7m ago
2nd would love my store, we have some white women, a couple white men, 50% of the store is black women, plus there's 3 trans people and 99% of the baristas are gay lmaooo
fredforthered 42 points 7m ago
Lmao. How are 99% of the baristas gay at every store? Is it because of the siren? Same thing happens at Barnes and Noble 🤣
cherrythot 15 points 7m ago
My store has like 3 straight people idk bro
Trumps_left_bawsack 9 points 7m ago
Honestly no idea, my store isn't quite 99% gay, but slightly less than half of our partners are some flavour of the rainbow and slightly more have at least questioned their sexuality at some point. That doesn't sound like a lot but that is a significantly higher than the general population
graham1987 9 points 7m ago
we flock together
Sarenord 2 points 7m ago
Oh it's not just Starbucks, us gays just like coffee
fuse-fire2334 5 points 7m ago
My entire store was gay, trans and majority POC
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graham1987 40 points 7m ago
so wait, number 1 is angry because you *can* refund orders customers don't like? 🫠
Apprehensive-You5261 1 points 7m ago
My guess is she wanted a remake but the store was too busy and just offered a refund instead. Tbh I’ve been in that position before(one of the stores near me is notorious for making drinks wrong we talk about it all the time at my store)and they said it would take 30 mins to do a remake so they asked if I wanted a refund which I didn’t have the 30 mins so I’d rather have the refund idk what she’s bitching about 😂
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foxfenelle 25 points 7m ago
Man this reminds me of a lady who threatened to leave a bad review after receiving a cappuccino with whip and I told her we could remake it but I couldn't take the drinks back bc drive through
Dependent-Scar93 23 points 7m ago
One lady complained that we gave her a 10 minute warning at 8:50 then when it was 9:02 and she was still in the store we told her she had to leave
beaudebonair 7 points 7m ago
What an idiot...I mean....this dude is basically b\*tching about the option of receiving a free frigging drink. All he wants to do is argue and be right then look at the real reward here, which is common for the US as of late.
peepeepoopaccount 7 points 7m ago
frirand

white wemon
Fresh-Brilliant-439 7 points 7m ago
I had a review of our store and complained bc the ice was melted.. and bc of that its not Starbucks standard
quique772 10 points 7m ago
Ice… melts… if only people paid attention in basic science class lol
Fresh-Brilliant-439 5 points 7m ago
Exactly 😭 and said they worked at Starbucks for 5 years and we need retraining. Like really💀 we can’t do nothing about the ice
astivana 3 points 7m ago
Allow me to introduce you to my good friend, thermodynamics!
jazzysoranio 6 points 7m ago
“Spelled my name wrong.” Well, did you ever spell it for them? Then how would they get it right?! Maybe you just said your name wrong.
ladyelenawf 5 points 7m ago
>Barista: If you don't like it, we will give you a refund.

>Karen: How very *DARE* you argue with me?! 🤬

>Barista: I'm agreeing that you don't like your drink and offering a resolution

>Karen: Nonsensical review!!
diskonnekt 5 points 7m ago
My fav goes along the lines of “why is this location a TECHNO CLUB at 5:30 am?? Last straw, Howard, I’m selling my stock!!” 🤭
badatlife15 4 points 7m ago
I really want the white wemon person and the one mad about their name misspelled to be friends, seems like they would get along well lol 😂
MoonTickles 3 points 7m ago
Love how the third comment’s first name was shown. His name certainly warrants “spelt with an f” before casting judgment.
PerformanceWeary1328 3 points 7m ago
the "spelled my name wrong" people are always the one who say it in a singular syllable, under their breath. Please maam, SPEAK UP if you have an issue with me guessing your name 😭 i do not have super hearing, and im not gonna put in extra effort coaxing your name out of you. Tell me clearly or dont 🙏

edit: removing text bcause i say a lot of unnecessary words lol
flowrpot 1 points 7m ago
wemon
changbinsomnia 1 points 7m ago
frirand
dramaticcringelord 1 points 7m ago
white wemon will be Starbucks’ undoing
MasterMischievous 1 points 7m ago
Hey does this post look legit? *shows toddler *posts
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