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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 11 - 24 - ID#z3e42x
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To the Thanksgiving crew, Godspeed. (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Hoax_Pudding_Cup
May every customer say the size first. May customers not give you shit for giving them a hot beverage when they specifically said hot but now want iced. May you have enough Cakepops for the kids having sugar tantrums. Godspeed, my baristas.
acertwo 113 points 7m ago
May they not say, “oh my gosh I can’t believe you’re open, it’s an absolute travesty that they would make you work today, anyway can I get 17 Frappuccinos? Of course I won’t be tipping.”
Hoax_Pudding_Cup [OP] 38 points 7m ago
I often find the ones who preach the most of their thankfulness, indeed do not tip.
gingergal-n-dog 10 points 7m ago
They give you a pamphlet about Jesus.
AriToHerFriends 4 points 7m ago
I have a regular who gives out little playing cards with scripture and pictures of saints on them. We call them Jesus trading cards.
genji2056 5 points 7m ago
What happens when you collect them all? Exchange for a Jesus plushie?
photo_rain 1 points 7m ago
This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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houjichacha 82 points 7m ago
May your customers be understanding of supply issues.
ryzzostar 72 points 7m ago
May they tip above and beyond.
saltandseasmoke 33 points 7m ago
One of our regulars tipped $60 earlier this morning 🥹
nananananateman 6 points 7m ago
I got a 60$ tip yesterday I was on the moon
greenChainsaws 26 points 7m ago
may your customers only want iced lattes
Accurate-Bumblebee14 14 points 7m ago
May your customers only want iced chais
Beg1nAga1n 15 points 7m ago
I’m on hour three and I’ve only had four customers. I love being cafe only
imathrowayslc 3 points 7m ago
Cafe only here. We did 6 hours of three partners on bar, all three of us very quick. We kept the wait to less then 15 min, but it was insane. It was only slow until about 8:00 am. Then it was non stop.
Beg1nAga1n 1 points 7m ago
Oh wow! We’ve been dead all day. Our peak was a 4,8,10,6 😂😂😂
Tyenotss 11 points 7m ago
Amen to this 🙏🏽🙏🏽
mozziemozzie 2 points 7m ago
just did a 11 hour as the only keyholder all day!!! went well actually
tochiofthemoon 2 points 7m ago
amen
sanjiless 1 points 7m ago
thank you, i was on bar 1/drive bar all day today so i needed this. sadly, every other order consisted of a frap or the entire order were fraps, but i had a feast waiting for me at home so it’s okay
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TarantulaTeeth13 1 points 7m ago
About to head in for the closing shift! We got this!
FleetwoodMichael 0 points 7m ago
When I worked there years ago (2017-2019) I spent the whole night before thanksgiving drinking and doing massive amounts of cocaine. Almost died that shift. Huge mistake. Lol

EDIT- I’d like to say that I’m clean and sober for a year and half now and don’t condone my shitty behavior. Just a memory of thanksgiving at the bucks. We were the only store for for 130 miles in each direction. Right off a major highway. Job was stressful
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