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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 11 - 26 - ID#z5hs6o
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Literally assaulted today. (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Euphoric_Ad1240
No jokes, cops called, he hit my wrist pretty hard because his latte had “too much foam” and I reached to take it back cuz he hadn’t taken a sip yet so I was just gonna pour some out and steam more milk… got smacked instead. On the bright side, some of my co workers basically bum rushed the guy but he got away so they got his car plate. Loved today. Can’t wait to go do it all again tomorrow :)
Responsible_Snow7109 115 points 7m ago
I would definitely get in contact and talk to the cops and tell them u wana press charges on the weirdo
Euphoric_Ad1240 [OP] 142 points 7m ago
The cops came and took a statement and asked if I wanted to press charges. I said yes
Responsible_Snow7109 51 points 7m ago
That is freakin crazy. Are people dumb? Like he assaults u and some people have that reflex where they would automatically hit back out of being startled and if u did that to him, i bet he would have a tantrum and try to press charges or get u fired. Its just fckn mostly milk with a splash of espresso lmao like foreal why do people lose their minds over it? Some people are ill i swear
Electrical_Metal_106 71 points 7m ago
I got smacked in the hand in the DT by a crazy lady. She still has the audacity to show up multiple times a week.
laughingashley 78 points 7m ago
I would hold her drink every single time and ask if she was going to hurt me if I hand it to her lol

E v e r y T I m e
Electrical_Metal_106 7 points 7m ago
This cracks me up! Unfortunately I just pretend like I’ve never seen her because I’m a possum (opossum? I think either one is acceptable now).
laughingashley 20 points 7m ago
I used to work for homeland security and I've gotten really good at sounding very routine about asking people if they intend to harm me lol If they act offended I stare back at them with a boredom that could kill
Assiqtaq 3 points 7m ago
I feel this.
linseeded 7 points 7m ago
That’s brilliant lmao
csaine 2 points 7m ago
I would set it on the ledge and let her pick it up. F that crap.
0x52and1x52 9 points 7m ago
Why didn’t your SM ban her??
Electrical_Metal_106 1 points 7m ago
Probably because I didn’t make a big deal about it. My SM said she didn’t even see the incident report I filled out.
ymi2f 4 points 7m ago
Decaf every time
mmms444 31 points 7m ago
It sounds like he was trying to get a free drink. Good on you gir pressing charges. So many people just say no they won't.
No, this isn't what we should do. These people absolutely should be held accountable and learn there are consequences to their actions. I understand that the victims probably just want it over with , but if this helps prevent that asshole from attacking someone else and makes them suffer for their actions, we absolutely should.
Had a coworker at my former grocery store job get attacked and they offered to let press charges. She didn't. Sadly the stupid store didn't ban the damn asshole either
jams1015 7 points 7m ago
I've worked in customer service for over 25 years. I always press charges or it seems they never learn and someone else has to pay the price.

\*Twice they've been arrested and got out with time served (24 hours) but once the state prosecutor called me and gave me options and I got MONEY from one of these assaulting fuckers, like $400, lol.
mmms444 3 points 7m ago
That's awesome. It sucks you had to get money that way, but it's still amazing.

I'm lucky I never was, but I absolutely will press charges etc of I ever am.

The lady who attacked my friend, she threw a 2 liter soda bottle at her! It was caught on camera and everything. I wish she pressed charges, but the store should have banned the asshole. Charged or not, she is literally on camera attacking someone, that should be an automatic ban. And she still shops in the store. So frustrating.
PTOKEN 14 points 7m ago
Shoulda just given him a new drink plus that one for free plus $100 plus a blowjob plus your newborn child plus a $4 Starbucks giftcard plus an STD. At least, thats what I was told to do to de-escalate.
Shooda24 10 points 7m ago
The urge to throw it on him
csaan18 3 points 7m ago
youre a better person than me i would have thrown it at him
Js_On_My_Yeet 2 points 7m ago
I would literally love to see a customer try and do what we do lol
sh3nan1gans_ 1 points 7m ago
Had a lady pour her hot americano on my hand. People are the worst
Euphoric_Ad1240 [OP] 2 points 7m ago
What the literal hell
sh3nan1gans_ 1 points 7m ago
Yeah, these customers are ballsy
bonjourimeric 1 points 7m ago
I don’t think I’d be able to bite my tongue if a customer laid a hand on me
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