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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 11 - 26 - ID#z5ojz8
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submitted by Low_Committee_1312
ladysingtheblues 158 points 7m ago
SRIRACHA MIXED DRINK THE PLEASE
graham1987 64 points 7m ago
*SRIRATCHA
laughingashley 20 points 7m ago
Keeping the "ratchet" in their trenta cup
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Low_Committee_1312 [OP] 80 points 7m ago
Probably a joke but you can never give people Benefit of the doubt
rtsneedshelp 77 points 7m ago
This is like a bizarre and very cursed version of the master cleanse
Low_Committee_1312 [OP] 43 points 7m ago
What the fuck is a master cleanse
mondrianna 25 points 7m ago
Was a fad “diet” promoted by celebrities in the early 2000s. Basically you only drink tea and/or lemonade made with maple syrup and cayenne pepper, and you stop eating any solid food. You “cleanse” your body from “toxins” which lead to weight loss at a crazy rate (because you’re starving).
sammieduck69420 5 points 7m ago
I find it humorous people think suddenly stopping all normal activity; taking a few weeks to do something your body naturally does on its own then assuming they’re “cleansed and healthy” again, go right back to their old ways and they’re even healthier now!
b99__throwaway 38 points 7m ago
is that someone’s name or does it say hey bitch😭
Low_Committee_1312 [OP] 25 points 7m ago
One of our baristas names!
b99__throwaway 12 points 7m ago
thank god lol
Noah_PpAaRrKkSs 30 points 7m ago
Besides how truly cursed this drink is, I’m always amused when people try to order extra everything. It’s great that you nixed the ice but that cup isn’t getting any bigger.
sydbdrappin 29 points 7m ago
She forgot the 12 agave
majik_rose 19 points 7m ago
I wanna know what percentage of the cup was just the sugar
Hazel_is_Trans 16 points 7m ago
I’m working on “Hey Sriatcha mixed in the drink please”
testingaurora 2 points 7m ago
“Hey sriatcha mixed in drink the* please”

I had no clue you could make your name that long….
xEman26x 15 points 7m ago
“Ma’am sorry your name is not recognized as an actual beverage modification, here are your 12 sririatcha, it seems that number has a significance to you…🥴”
yaboiblackcheeseboi 11 points 7m ago
I’ve never seen heavy tea on a sticker until yesterday. What does it mean?
glamisbaby 7 points 7m ago
Extra tea lol
laughingashley 5 points 7m ago
I think they knew the recipe wouldn't give the extra tea and lemonade when they said "no ice," so this was how they got around that to get a full cup.
uh-no-why 5 points 7m ago
More tea than lemonade/water. Essentially, extra tea (it just shows up weird on mobiles for some reason)
yaboiblackcheeseboi 3 points 7m ago
Ohhh gotcha. Thank you
Flat-Whereas3075 0 points 7m ago
Saaaame. This is not from the US.
Low_Committee_1312 [OP] 4 points 7m ago
This is from a U.S. Starbucks!
Flat-Whereas3075 4 points 7m ago
I’ve never seen such! What state, territory, or protectorate? I’ve never seen such in my region!!! ~Interest/excitement~
Low_Committee_1312 [OP] 1 points 7m ago
Los Angeles California
username9268 7 points 7m ago
that can actually be used as rocket fuel
Shooda24 7 points 7m ago
Omg 😆
SelocAvrap 5 points 7m ago
Be careful of allergies! Please turn down customer requests like this. Non standard beverage modifications can cause cross contamination that customers won't know to ask about. If my mom got a drink made in the shaker after making what they wanted, she could die
Low_Committee_1312 [OP] 7 points 7m ago
Ngl knowing our store that shit didn’t get shaken lol
SelocAvrap 1 points 7m ago
Hell yeah. Fuck that person
Squidicci 5 points 7m ago
people do a similar mixture of cayenne pepper, water, lemon juice, and honey for fasting but this will probably only give you diarrhea.
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No-City-1682 4 points 7m ago
One time I convinced my coworkers to try Sriracha Cream Cold Foam. Tbh it wasn’t good but it wasn’t that bad either
flappybirdisdeadasf 4 points 7m ago
in the case it was a prank, then the real joke is that they literally paid for it so who really got the last laugh like….
Flat-Whereas3075 4 points 7m ago
😆
Liberalmuffin 3 points 7m ago
what the fuck is heavy tea
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Accurate-Bumblebee14 2 points 7m ago
Nope.
Significant-Tough342 2 points 7m ago
Honestly I just don’t understand why
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