masculinity so fragile you break down at the concept of non dairy milk (and you have to put “alpha male” next to your name, because how else would people know you’re a Big Strong Manly Man)

he will be back tomorrow.

$10 says he made his little joke bought his little drink & only *then* left the store. meanwhile the "girl" behind the counter didn't laugh at his joke and that's what prompted him to seek validation from twitterd

damn blue hairs & their oatmilk 😭😭

Next time someone tells me women are more emotional then men, I’m going to show them this

A simple google search shows- To make oat milk simply add 1 cup rolled oats + 4 cups water to a high-speed blender and blend on high for 30-45 seconds. Then strain through a clean t-shirt or towel for best results.

We found nut milk bags let too much pulp through. Fine mesh strainers also let too much pulp through, so we don’t recommend using them.


I swear people forget to use google because this is how the vast majority of non dairy products are made

Who tf are these people

tfw medieval knights were drinking almond milk but this guy's too manly for oat milk

Good we don’t want you here sir

its stunning how many things men will take personally.

Wait it's that easy to get rid of them? I've been doing this wrong for years, offering oat milk is WAY easier than whack-a-mole.

And then the whole store clapped

This tweet isn't a joke, and that makes it hilarious.

I fucking love oat milk. More for me.

His account is a parody btw

me when i lie on twitter

(Alpha Male)... more like (Makes up stupid scenarios in his head and then tweets about them like they actually happened to try to make himself look important and possibly funny at the expense of others)

H3 liver king joke transcends subs

Yes because the invention of oat milk is that specific baristas fault 😂

I'm shocked. He didn't go on a rant about how much he like to drink piping black coffee?

What barista goes out of the way to offer a previous resource such as oat milk? Don’t believe it.

Idiot. They always come back.