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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 12 - 04 - ID#zcdqk8
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I wonder how many kids she has… 🤔 (i.redd.it)
submitted by kitsustar17
melkorarose 82 points 7m ago
Not starbucks, but used to work as a grade school picture day photographer. Had a kid hand me a forum his mom filled out for the pictures, she put down an email that said "sluttyprincess69"
LaurdAlmighty 24 points 7m ago
She never heard of a business email
murphmanfa 19 points 7m ago
Worked as a school photographer as well. I LOVED when people would put the emails on there because they really just advertised whether they were basic users (firstname.lastname) or when they really customized it (I saw several that were definitely from the XxXnAmExXx days of adolescence).

I can't remember the best one, but it was something along the lines of "JohnsGirl41589" and she was a member of the PTA.
melkorarose 2 points 7m ago
I loved the job too, but honestly even with everything I put up at bux, it's nothing compared to school staff/PTA and a narcissist boss/company owner. All the schools I worked for were low income and full of Karen's. And i get more for my buck as a barista unfortunately--I broke off and started Mt own buisness using 'bux as the stable income to fund it lol

Will say, though, both jobs have very interesting people.
dnims24 3 points 7m ago
The way my jaw dropped 😂
SomeCherryBlossomTea 72 points 7m ago
One kid. It's name is Four.
kitsustar17 [OP] 44 points 7m ago
Possibly a Divergent fan!
desperatenuff 3 points 7m ago
I LOVE DIVERGENT
aaronlaw24 9 points 7m ago
Kid named four
testingaurora 66 points 7m ago
Maybe it's a plea not to steal her drink and make her day worse since shes a mom of four. Or it's her go-to internet handle/username and doesn't have the mental capacity to come up with something creative?
kitsustar17 [OP] 29 points 7m ago
This is true but personally I’d worry about the weirdos who would pick up on that fact.
Sarenord 16 points 7m ago
Imagine someone walks in planning to steal a drink, reaches for a mobile order on the counter and goes "hmmm that one says she's a mom of four, I won't grab that one''

That just feels weird
bjorksbutthole 29 points 7m ago
That is so random and weird to tell ur local starbucks. Like ur a mom of four? Congrats and thanks for contributing to overpopulation LMAO
kitsustar17 [OP] 14 points 7m ago
The only thing I could think of is she has a very common name and others take her order by mistake. But there’s plenty of nicknames to come with??? idk 🤷‍♀️
TarantulaTeeth13 -1 points 7m ago
LITERALLY...CLOSE YOUR EFFING LEGS.. idgaf how "tired" you are... you brought this on yourself...🤷🏼‍♀️
mybest34s 3 points 7m ago
Who said she’s complaining?
TarantulaTeeth13 1 points 7m ago
Touche!
bjorksbutthole 1 points 7m ago
literally tho
ferstnaim_lahstnaim 16 points 7m ago
Nah I think she has one kid named Four
[deleted] 13 points 7m ago
Reminds me of the customer who mobiles at my store.. “badass mom” 🙄😂
Hazel_is_Trans 11 points 7m ago
If I see this I’m leaving room for her wine
Ceramicusedbook 10 points 7m ago
Refreshers + vodka are amazing
Hazel_is_Trans 7 points 7m ago
Not old enough yet to drink legally but will probably try when I am
Ceramicusedbook 9 points 7m ago
Definitely do with the lemonade refreshers.
albert-999 2 points 7m ago
Refreshers + Wild Turkey 101 Bourbon are amazing also
H321652976 5 points 7m ago
I wonder if she will ask for it split four ways
Blackmage1344 4 points 7m ago
My store has a women who’s mobile name is Queen Sarah. I roll my eyes every time it prints out. She claims her husband put that, and corrects partners when we don’t say queen before Sarah when calling it out.
stunky420 3 points 7m ago
Is this my mom??? That’s her name on shit
sam_thegod 0 points 7m ago
What does the 2 mean in front of the “Chchp”?
heyitsme963 2 points 7m ago
It’s the abbreviation for “double chocolaty chip crème Frappuccino”
sam_thegod 1 points 7m ago
Ahh ok thanks, I thought it’d be like Dbl or something like that
nanobyte55 2 points 7m ago
You would think. The abbreviations they come up with are atrocious. The drink codes were much easier. I wish stickers printed like that
TarantulaTeeth13 2 points 7m ago
Ugh sames. One day our stickers printed in French (looool) and thankfully I was shifting and took 3 years of French! But i had to translate all day. framboise kept messing the baristas up! 🤣🤣🤣
paraxutebrain 1 points 7m ago
Totally unrelated to the post but as a newish partner with a highly neurodivergent brain And a hatred for abbreviations. I agree.
I have to read every single thing outloud. Then close my eyes and say it again. To even process what the labels say
New-Examination8400 -1 points 7m ago
Ugh
mewwissa -21 points 7m ago
God this sub is full of miserable people. Who fucking cares what her name is on the app.
sapphic-slut 12 points 7m ago
Seems like you’re one of the miserable ones…
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