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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 12 - 05 - ID#zcxv5y
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Evidently they have a website now too 😕 (i.redd.it)
submitted by justhere333
throwaway2825272 208 points 7m ago
someone asked my coworker for the barbie drink yesterday & she’s like that’s not a menu item but if you have a recipe we can do it and the dude was like so you know the recipe and she was like uh no and he backed out of the dt 😭
i’m so tired of hearing non-menu items & being expected to know how to make them . tiktok doesn’t pay me to know
Impressive_Yellow_86 133 points 7m ago
Someone asked me for this, and I asked if they had a recipe. They told me it was a menu item. I explained to them that it is not and that I needed a recipe. They then asked for red bull drinks. After being told no, she called me a b*tch and left. I wish I could just deny people these special drinks.
ScroogeMcDust 82 points 7m ago
At least this one says it's a Frappucino and not a Vanilla Creme
haikusbot 27 points 7m ago
*At least this one says*

*It's a Frappucino and not*

*A Vanilla Creme*

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ScroogeMcDust 89 points 7m ago
*The second line has*

*One too many syllables*

*Good try, but no dice*
ThatOtherGuyTPM -8 points 7m ago
Good bot.
ArborealGayzer 72 points 7m ago
It’s been a website for years— literally the reason why the Pink Drink and Honey Citrus Mint Tea have buttons on our POS is because they were so popular from sites like this.
H321652976 10 points 7m ago
We had the drink back when tik tok didn’t exist in 2017.
nicolelynnejones 30 points 7m ago
The pink drink was still a viral phenomenon in 2016 regardless
H321652976 4 points 7m ago
I agree with that.
nicolelynnejones 7 points 7m ago
Ahhh I thought you were saying it pre-dated vitality or something. My bad! 2016 was another time for sure, pink drinks and brow dip 🫠
pleasedontusemyname 1 points 7m ago
I literally think a customer sold the HCMT recipe to sb. That’s what my sm told me
justhere333 [OP] 1 points 7m ago
Oh dang I didn’t know that
Snarfungus 30 points 7m ago
this site has been a thing for a super long time, i remember ordering drinks off of it in middle/high school before i was a barista. i always brought the recipe to the register though!! it’s honestly only an issue when ppl don’t have the recipe and expect us to know 100s of secret menu drinks by heart
[deleted] 18 points 7m ago
There apps in the App Store too
jazzysoranio 15 points 7m ago
Im telling you, we need to host our own website with all of these drinks listed but all the recipes are just “tall pike.” Lol. Then we can point to the website and say “see, it says right there that Barbie Pink Frappuccino” is a tall cup full of pike place roast.
Zero1Sixx 9 points 7m ago
Why aren’t we funding this
jazzysoranio 4 points 7m ago
I mean, in practice it would probably cause more headaches and nightmares. Lol. But it’s still funny to imagine.
GoldennTrash 15 points 7m ago
okay so i hate it too, *but* it’s not that bad. they actually tell them how to order it instead of just giving the stupid name and expecting us to know what it is
humiddefy 7 points 7m ago
Fuck it is that bad. If it didn't exist in the first place they couldn't look the drinks up on demand so easily, and we could just say "that's not a menu item and I can't make it without a recipe." The next time someone asks for a Santa Clause or Mermaid frappuchino.
GoldennTrash 5 points 7m ago
i mean i had someone today order a “santa claus frap,” but she didn’t order it as “santa claus frap.” she told me which frap and the ingredients in it. i didn’t even know the “name” of it until she told me lol
justhere333 [OP] 2 points 7m ago
I agree but I was still disappointed
Comfortable-Plane944 15 points 7m ago
Oh helll no
darkwolf523 13 points 7m ago
Bruh. Ima tell people every time they asked for this kind of drinks, provide me the recipe and I’ll make it
HarleySpicedLatte 12 points 7m ago
There is even an app. The app is NOT free either
CalculatedAF 6 points 7m ago
oh god..
cornraro 3 points 7m ago
The marine ad is literally me 🫡
Murder-of-Crows8 3 points 7m ago
Capitalism at its best!! 🙄 Just smile and ask them for the recipe. Customers that behave badly will get bad karma.
lilgian1 2 points 7m ago
I don’t mind these as long as they have the recipe. However, when client come and will say “make me the Barbie drink” and expect us to know what that is and they literally get ANGRY when we don’t is unacceptable! It’s not a menu item! How are we supposed to know what customizations you want to make a “Barbie drink”
pleasedontusemyname 1 points 7m ago
Eutggggh
Gingerzygote 1 points 7m ago
in middle school i had a "secret menu" app. this just resurfaced that memory lmao
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