There's a regular at my store who's mobile name is Jackie Full Pumps

I've got a Jerry Cook Eggbit Twice
spelled just like that

People who put instructions in their name irritate me. We have someone at our store who's name is "venti in a trenta".

“Danklord Luis” has to be it for me

I had a guy who tried to get us to call him "batman" every time he came through & was never the nicest guy. Gave me a little bit of joy every time he ordered announcing his drink by the beverage name and customisations instead

My boyfriend will sometimes come in when I’m working and put in funny names to make me laugh/ smile. One of his was “The Horse from Horsin’ Around.”

Hugh-Jass 🙄

“My favourite guy” but it was so funny when I yelled out “mobile order for my favourite guy”

Joe Mama. I also have a regular who mobile orders under “Khaleesi Mother of Dragons” almost daily

I live in a partly Spanish speaking community and one of the names is “papi juancho” but I call him by his real name lol

this one chick orders under “daddy” which actually makes all of us uncomfortable

got one that was "Mr.Fondle" and he got upset we didn't call him that. He was with his parents and got a mocha cookie crumble

“Cafe order for Donal Trump”

“Betty BLEND SRIRACHA IN FRAPP”

We have two regulars called “The Goat” and “Bris Crown,” but I also can’t forget “Racecar Johnny” and “Tony Pizza”

Store daddy (aka our manger he mobile orders like this)

Pitbull. It was Halloween, and the person came in dressed up like Pitbull, even with a bald cap on. Best thing ever.

Hubby and Wifey they were two different orders picked up by “hubby”

*Name*STIR DO NOT SHAKE, some guy put his ig username, and a day or two ago some girl came in and scanned ✨sharkisha✨ 🤣

Tulu Trenta, who orders a venti shaken espresso but wants it in a trenta cup and she yells at us every time because we don’t make it in a trenta cup for her

It’s so simple but I got a mobile for a ‘Morgo’ once. I thought this was so funny and cute, and I told her when she came in. She was so embarrassed and said it was an accident and the app wouldn’t let her change it!! Made me laugh so hard I still think about it probably 2 years later.

“Partysaurus”

I got one yesterday “DJ Puppylove”

cafe order for milady

Pocket Princess

i had a partner at my old store who would always change their name to be those innuendo names for when they mobile ordered on days off. "mike litoris" and "hugh jass" were my personal favorites

currently the most interesting that we have is “sail hatan” 😭😭 i never say the name when i put the drinks out

Before I was a partner (and the stores used to write on the cups) my ex and I used to use funny couple names like Michelle and Barrack, Padma and Tom, Beyoncé and Jay-z… I’d also just say whatever random name I wanted alone. But as a partner when people put drink instructions as a name but then the drink was unrelated that was weird. And a few people had their pet’s name because their first names were common. Bonnie Fuzzbuns and Shadow were regulars.

This asian dude sometimes orders and his name is thor. But when i called out his name he just didnt respond and i looked mad dumb... 😭

got an “OG” in cafe once and i desperately wanted to call out “aug” just to mess with him

I stg this is my store 😂

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Tonya with a straw.

Daddy.

Batman, studdmuffin, boomlicious and I know some of my old store's coworkers lurk this page so hi!!

“Mobile venti iced white mocha for the weeb!” Sorry, I am not getting paid enough to cosplay your anime fantasies dude. Try onlyfans 😂

Gooch😔

We have a regular whose mobile order name is "Stumpy." One of his legs is amputated 😅

“Sir” it’s not that crazy at first but he came in clearly in a ddlg relationship with the extremely tiny woman with a teddy bear and pig tails, he himself wearing a full 3 piece suit. He got an americano and his little got a vanilla bean frap. (Also for note this women and him were clearly older, he wasn’t like with a child lol)