mymelodywithaglock 2 points 7m ago
some people just instantly turn into npcs when they enter a business. and they will all be similar or the same. Had a guy come in, literally named John Smith on his safeway card, and wave in the most animated, video game like way, and talked as if he was on a script. But when my register forced him to go out of script he literally like stuttered his whole body trying to correct the moment. It was bizarre, fr felt like i was playing Barista Simulator for a fuckin moment 💀💀