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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 12 - 06 - ID#zeexme
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im going to start playing games with customers at the window at this point for that customer connection (self.starbucksbaristas)
submitted by Conscious-Ad4757
bxthanyc 33 points 7m ago
I do a question of the day! I often pick a fun riddle, but everyone has a chance to pick it! The regulars are loving it. And the stuck up people actually loosen up! It upped our customer connection 6 points last week and you don’t have to make up conversation lol.
Subject_Temporary713 3 points 7m ago
Where do you find your questions and riddles? Great idea!
bxthanyc 18 points 7m ago
The openers always research and brain storm in the morning! Kinda a fun task to do lol. But things like “how many months out of the year have 28 days?” And they say things like “one” bc they think of February but all of them have 28 days silly! Lmao kinda lame but they eat it up
IronKokomo 12 points 7m ago
Customer connection is a scam to push us to get drive times up. I don’t need the timer to know they’ve been there for a minute…I’ve gone through my minute of prepped small talk

Sometimes when I get bored on drive I’ll play my own game where I try to have the exact same conversation back-to-back. No one’s answer to “excited for the weekend?” is that unique, so I feel like someday I’ll get two customers who give all the same responses
mymelodywithaglock 3 points 7m ago
this has actually happened to me before 😂 i even think they had the same name
Sarenord 1 points 7m ago
Definitely had this happen before with two girls with similar nails, the same model of Tesla in different colors, and the same iced white mocha with vsscf and caramel drizzle
mymelodywithaglock 2 points 7m ago
some people just instantly turn into npcs when they enter a business. and they will all be similar or the same. Had a guy come in, literally named John Smith on his safeway card, and wave in the most animated, video game like way, and talked as if he was on a script. But when my register forced him to go out of script he literally like stuttered his whole body trying to correct the moment. It was bizarre, fr felt like i was playing Barista Simulator for a fuckin moment 💀💀
Sarenord 1 points 7m ago
oh holy shit that's some intense NPC behavior. There's an early middle aged couple that comes through the drive thru most days and gets tall iced nonfat caramel macchiatos with SF vanilla and while they do change up the litany of pastries that they get, they're so incredibly robotic when they're ordering and they just have the most lights on nobody's home look in their eyes, it's honestly kind of terrifying. Sometimes they really do make me question if NPCs are real and walk amongst us
strbrrylmnade 10 points 7m ago
i share fun facts on DTO when i’m stalling someone
testingaurora 4 points 7m ago
What kind of games?
Conscious-Ad4757 [OP] 6 points 7m ago
one game ive been playing with only my coworkers knowing is find the license plate where i go down the alphabet, if the license plate has an a i move on to b and cant repeat license plates. another one i wanted to do with custys is naming all 50 states with 50 cars. idk just anything i can come up with
Ordinary-Theory-8289 0 points 7m ago
I’m not understanding this license plate thing. You’re going through the alphabet but you from i to b?
Conscious-Ad4757 [OP] 4 points 7m ago
a-b-c and so on
Ordinary-Theory-8289 5 points 7m ago
Lol I missed a letter and thought you wrote “if a license plate has an i I move onto b” and was like how tf are we getting from i to b 😂
Torirock10 3 points 7m ago
play peekaboo with them
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