Creepy regular, you know the ones, they stare at you from across the lobby, try to "flirt" when they might as well tell you to get in their white van because they have candy. He once told a coworker, back while we had Italian on brew as dark roast, "Are you Italian? Because I'd like a hot, steamy Italian." Like who actually f*cking says that to a person? Fast forward, I can't do laundry right now so I'm wearing my new sweater from yesterday, he just looks at me and says "Oh good, you're wearing my favorite sweater." I can't ever wear this thing ever again, like I might as well return it. He always does creepy shit. He once walked past a coworker on their break and just oogled the fuck outta their chest as he walked by. He sits across from the registers so he can stare at the asses of customers. We "can't" ban him because "he comes in every day and is a big customer" like no he's a creep and nobody likes talking to him because he'll try to get their number. I feel so bad, one of the new girls gave him HER ADDRESS. Like okay but now you straight up have to move, no joke. I literally wanna develop just so I can move stores and never see him ever again.