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Starbucks Baristas: The daily grind

Full History - 2022 - 12 - 11 - ID#zj15da
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this is all in jest, but i think we all have a common enemy lol (i.redd.it)
submitted by Marinseya
michaelhoward_34 190 points 7m ago
Sentence to life drinking hotel coffee only
Muted_Obligation4501 39 points 7m ago
Out of a piss coffee brewer
elinor435 13 points 7m ago
special blend with notes of cigarette ash and baby puke
Dan_JP 100 points 7m ago
When they show you the phone and it’s his face!
Aggravating-Mess3221 73 points 7m ago
i am dying at this
V1ETZ 41 points 7m ago
i bursted out laughing omg
giornoh 37 points 7m ago
bruh i just saw a post abt him 💀
mrsturtle90 33 points 7m ago
Alive! Just for some intense questioning from fellow baristas 😂😂😂
Js_On_My_Yeet 30 points 7m ago
Please stop making our jobs harder.
mrpoliceemsfire1 26 points 7m ago
I legitimately want this man fired.
greenChainsaws 26 points 7m ago
none of us can afford to pay that bounty though
Chromosomes23 9 points 7m ago
Don’t under estimate a collective here lol 😂
trmbnplyr1993 7 points 7m ago
If we all pull our tips together from one month we might have a chance!
Psychological-Tax543 5 points 7m ago
With all the trouble he’s caused, we could sacrifice the cup fund for the greater good
aspiringgrandpa 22 points 7m ago
i pray for his downfall
daphneadora9 21 points 7m ago
“Cup Fund” aka “Reward”
lilkiosk 18 points 7m ago
I’m so glad my hatred for him is matched here. I was very worried that I hated him an unnecessary amount.
SNES182 13 points 7m ago
He has a smile you want to punch.
Caaboose 11 points 7m ago
Haven't baristas been fired for making tiktoks at work? Not to be a complete bastard, but uh... maybe this is a problem that will just solve itself?
Next_Resolution_3889 9 points 7m ago
I’ve seen baristas fired for less lmao. I think he hasn’t been fired because he gives Starbucks traction.
darkwolf523 11 points 7m ago
Bruh 😂 😂 😂
Latter-Guava-4734 8 points 7m ago
To be honest I get off vibes from this dude. He’s always on bar even though he never helps the other baristas and instead films these videos I’m guessing while on the clock. I know stores have preferred positions for partners, but like he’s ALWAYS on bar. I’ve never seen this dude on anything else. I just wish one of the other baristas would reach out to say if there’s something fishy going on or not.
Ordinary-Theory-8289 2 points 7m ago
I mean obviously he’s not gonna post videos of him ringing in customers at the POS….that’s not exactly the content he puts out. So of course every video he posts is gonna be on bar because his whole shtick is these secret recipes lol
MrHorse666 5 points 7m ago
5000? That’s like working for 16 weeks worth of pay in one day. Lol jk
pickled_goblin 4 points 7m ago
not only do I hate him for creating all of these absurd drinks for the public to ruin our days with when they order, I ALSO hate his shitty showmanship. like baby you do not have to be pouring from that high up.
in my head, he thinks he’s tiktok royalty and doesn’t clean up after himself when he gets syrup and milk everywhere.
Ordinary-Theory-8289 2 points 7m ago
Have you ever noticed how aggressively any tik tok barista pumps syrups? They all do this thing where they just put the cup on the counter and then slam on the pump as hard as possible and you just see syrup spraying everywhere and the cup wobbling around from the force of the syrup going in there lol
bigfoots-rightnipple 4 points 7m ago
Bruh.
richayy420 3 points 7m ago
Imagine we all get fired for workplace discrimination 😂 this guy definitely eats at Howard’s on the holidays.
cat-lover420 3 points 7m ago
i wanna know where he gets time to do this ToT
Latter-Guava-4734 7 points 7m ago
Honestly!!! You always look at the background and the other baristas are working their butts off, like hello? Why would you not help them instead of making your hell drinks when you’re supposed to be working?
iamthegodess1234 3 points 7m ago
I haven’t watched his TikTok or any videos. But he seems like one of those self obsessed pretty boys in high school that you would want to punch them in their face
Latter-Guava-4734 2 points 7m ago
You aren’t missing much tbh. All you know is he is one of the main reasons our jobs are this painful.
hollsberry 3 points 7m ago
I will come shit on your cafe floor
MrZeLlama 3 points 7m ago
Been ignoring anything about him, what does he do wrong
[deleted] 17 points 7m ago
Makes annoying drinks/tik tok recipes on the clock. That alone is enough reason for me to hate. How would you feel of your busting your ass doing 3 or 4 positions & this mf is over here filming a tik tok?? The larger issue is that his recipes inspire customers to order dumb shit & my even bigger prob with that, is that these braindead customers don’t even have the decency to read the recipe out loud, do not put your phone in my face!!
Craftyallthetime 5 points 7m ago
And the cost or calorie count of these drinks aren’t shared either. Annoying drinks usually have lots of costly alterations.
RVZXR 2 points 7m ago
If annoying custom drinks was a person it's this mf
deadbronzerose 2 points 7m ago
i’ve seen his face before but i still don’t know what he did can someone explain please😭
Marinseya [OP] 3 points 7m ago
He makes very complicated, annoying, and expensive drink recipes and posts them on tiktok. Not anything evil, but he has a MASSIVE following and what he does actually impacts baristas all over the world (i wish this was an exaggeration, but I saw someone from the UK in the comments of another post complaining about him)
Also, he's always filming on bar and you can see his coworkers working in the background while he's making monstrosities lol.
happypoptart0 2 points 7m ago
HAHAHAHHA
neighborhoodswamphag 1 points 7m ago
who even is this?
iwannacry69 1 points 7m ago
TikTok’s barista who makes complicated drinks and gives them names like Barbie or cosmo and Wanda so people think there real.
happysloth4 1 points 7m ago
other than the obvious annoying things, I am bothered by the way he puts whipped cream on drinks.
Psychological-Tax543 1 points 7m ago
Chaotic evil
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softneedle 1 points 7m ago
Lmfao
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