Customer: Can I have an iced white chocolate mocha grande please.
Me: of course anything else I can get you?
C: can I have that without mocha?
Me: …you don’t want the espresso in it?
C: oh no I definitely want the coffee!
Me: … so you don’t want the white chocolate?
C: no I want that too!
Me: okayyyy it comes with white chocolate mocha sauce, espresso, milk, ice and whipped cream.
C: (still visibly upset that I don’t understand) UGH. NEVER MIND. I gUeSs I’ll just take it how it comes, you seem confused.
Me: …???… I am. I am indeed. Absolutely confused.