“Oatmeal” shaken espressos happen a lot

“bacon gwada sandwich”

“bacon goo-ray egg bites”

“tomato mozzarella on fo- on foshay- on focay- . . . on the bread”

someone called a honey citrus mint a "fireball" 😭

Strawberry Asiago refresher 💀

Caramel muchacho, and caramel mariachi take the cake for me.

“chicken caprees”

“caramel macheeto”

“tomato mozzarella on fajita”

“batman bagels” instead of “bantam bagels”…that made my morning and gave me a genuine, much needed laugh lol

"Could I get uhhh a caramel makalatalatta"

tai chi latte

expresso just grate differently to me

“Caramel machete” is my all time favorite

“maggot dragon fruit.”

My all time favorites:
-the strawberry ass
-spinach feet
-bacon rawr egg bites

caramel match-ee-auto

strawberry AK refresher (shes a regular and i love her)
the time i spent 10 minutes explaining i cannot take the mocha out of the white mocha thats just what the sauce is called
lady wanting a 12 pump toasted white mocha capp wet and screaming at me wondering why its heavy

Strawberry Achoo
Caramel Matcha Toe
Bacon Grower Bites
Cinnamon Dulch Late ( like rhymes with mate)

“ Let me get a Cheese Brullé Latte please ! “

shit had me laughing 😂

Just the other day someone ordered a strawberry acne.

I will never forget the time somebody asked me for a Mango Drango Fruit. 😂

Caramel mojito

Strawberry ikea 🥰

Tronta pank drank
Mengen Dragonfruit
Risotto shots (my wife did this one 🤣)
Carmuhl Machi-oughta

chinchilla chicken
will always get me

i wasnt there but someone mistakenly used tarantula instead of trenta

Semi-related to the prompt, but it was a slow day, so my coworkers were passionately debating about Star Wars vs Star Trek. All of a sudden, a customer pulls into drive and my coworker on DTO goes “hi, welcome to Star Wars”. There was a long pause, then “I am so sorry, what can I get for you?”

strawberry acici and strawberry acacia 🤭

Buckin gruber egg bites

Moogly dragonfruit

"Caramel makikiki"

spinach fetty wap 👍

“Black Guy” for a “Black Eye,” which is two shots of espresso in a black coffee.

Partner accidentally said dragon milk instead of dragon drink or mango dragon fruit with milk lol. We had fun with that for a while

Tomato mozzarella on fettuccini. Close second, the invincible sandwich.

Strawberry Ikea

Oatmeal+ oatmilk

caramel muchacha, bacon gr... gryar.. bacon cheese egg bites, caramel mariachi, carble ribbon, carbon ribbon, oatmeal instead of oatmilk

and my all time favorites:

bacon goober egg bites and bacon garage egg bites

Strawberry acacia refresher is one I got recently

iced chicken espresso

“shuggy cookie cold foam”

My recent favorite is "Chestnut Prasil" and I think about it literally every time I make one now

Minty mage for a mint majesty once. That one had me giggling. I think my all time favorite had to be from one of my regulars who came in to get coffee for his wife and himself though. His wife always switched her drinks out and he could never remember the names of them, usually just one or two major ingredients. He came in and asked for a “Bent Carmel Crap with the cream.” Took me a major minute to realize he wanted a venti caramel frap with extra whip 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My two favorites to date are “caramel machete” and “strawberry messiah” I still chuckle thinking about that one.

“Strawberry acacia”

tomato and mozzarella on fuchsia was a good one, also strawberry asia

Bacon gru egg bites …
Bacon gi der egg bites …
Bacon gruder egg bites …
Bacon Gouda egg bites…

Caramel Venetian.. caramel machete..... aka a Caramel Macchiato.


Also, many people come in asking for Iced Caps (Tim Hortons drink) and try to tell us we are wrong when we say we don't carry those lol.

a guy once asked for a chia tia frappuccino... another guy asked for a thai chi latte...

medical ball has become an inside joke at our store

strawberry fajita for a strawberry açai haha

Akaki instead of açai

“Dolce and Gabbana” for Cinnamon Dolce syrup…

Treeantri.. Trenta… they meant trenta. That was on Monday.

Megan Drangofruit and her best friend, Carmen Ruffle Crunch.

Every time a "Manly Man™" comes in ordering a "Pinkity Drinkity" at the request of their S/O or Child who's with them I always have the mild pleasure of saying "One (size) Pink Drink, gotcha" and hearing them grumble about it to their S/O or Child right after :)

I know it's not technically them mispronouncing it, but these moments give me serotonin.

i still say strawberry ass refresher to this day

I had someone ask for a confetti cookie as the confederate cookie, all of us were in shock 😲

“can i have an “a-chai”
“a chai or strawberrry acai?”
“a-chai”
…. they wanted a strawberry acai with lemonade…

I had a regular who would order a caramel miyagi 😂 no one ever corrected him either. It was just too funny.

pinkity drinkity from a grown man … funniest thing ever

Sausage cheddar edder

Strawberry Isiah.

"Strawberry A caca refresher"

Many ball tea.

Medicine bottle tea

(Back when we called all lunch sammies paninis)

tomato mozzarella punani

just when people say croissant in a french accent when they’re otherwise american kills me

"Could I please have a caramel fettuccini?"

Maggot fruit

“Pink sauce drink”
Bacon Gordita
Ventay caramel machiatti
Mango drango

I genuinely got someone saying black guy instead of black eye

a regular who comes in every day and hears us say it correctly everyday still says "caramel machiatti"

“Strawberry acia or whatever it’s called. In a TRENTI size.”
Always makes me giggle a bit.

Spinach fetus wrap

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Caramel Mochiatta

Acacia instead of acai, mawch-a-toe instead of macchiato

Bacon guriel egg bites. Strawberry ahki. Strawberry asawee. Caramel blue ribbon frap. I could go on

A MACHATA LATTE

megan thee dragonfruit

Pikes peak always gets me

Machachacha latte

A chocolate crouton and a strawberry acid

Strawberry açaí is the goat for fucked up pronunciations.

Ack-eye
Ass-eye
Aws-eye
A-key

caramel ma-cheeto!

White “Choke Me” Mocha

“caramel mach-in-otto” she’s a regular, and every single day-

Caramel BRULLLLLLL latte

Carmen ribble crunch

Carmen Macharado

Drangomagonfruit - probably more of a “switched letter” situation, but still funny as hell!

the mango dragonfly 🙃🙃
or the famous “tai chi latte”

A GRAND strawberry "meagan dragon" refresher. ALL With a straight face. I was fighting for my life especially since her voice cracked in the middle of saying grand instead of grande ☠️

The chicken seebacha sandwich 😔

Any variation of caramel macchiato gets me 🤣

Caramel machete 😌

fettuccine wrap ...

Banana warnut and
Daddy chai

I had an older guy who pronounced grande latte as grand lat.

matcha latta! i’ve actually called it that by accident plenty of times and my coworker started using it as a nickname for me 😭

"Can I get a strawberry ah-choo?"
"Bless you"

Tai chi latte

We have this lady who always asks for a Pike with cream and "two splenders (Splenda) on the side." Also can't forget strawberry "uh-say"/"ah-kai" (but tbh I'm not 100% sure if I pronounce it correctly either)

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Crème Brûlée or Caramel Ma-cheeto.

always a fan of a tai chi latte

"bacon howda sandwitch" it took us forever to figure out what they were trying to order

Tai chi latte, she was adorable lol

I personally love strawberry akiki

Ventin Carmen mochiata is someone's order everyday at my store. Despite being correct almost daily

Ice spice- iced pumpkin spice latte

any pronunciation on the sandwiches lmao. “chewbata” “focacheia” they make me laugh so hard

I think my favorite one is Caramel Ribbon Cunch...we both paused then she started laughing and then I burst out into laughter and everyone on the floor was so confused

Strawberry Asiago refresher with lemonade

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carmen ripple crunch

strawberry ikea

a turkey pesto poonani will never be topped

guy actually said "pinkity drinkity"

“Spanish feta” or alternatively “Spinach feeta”

Trend-setta for trenta

“Caramel macka-Cheeto”

“Trenita cold brew”

“Very berry Hibachi”

“Caramel frappiolo”

“Bacon gwada”

“Bacon Gary egg bites”

i get asked for all of these a couple times a week:

-Caramel Mocha-atto (caramel macchiato)
-strawberry AKA, strawberry High-C, strawberry akai (strawberry acai)
-strawberry creamy frap (strawberry crème frap)
-Danished Cheese (cheese danish, but i think this lady just likes to fuck with us)


and a few older women keep asking for extra “squirts” of syrup & we keep they’re called “pumps”

strawberry a-key-key refresher

strawberry acacia (like the tree)

We had a woman order a Strawberry Akah with the utmost confidence. I died.

Caramel Matcha-la-to :)

Maggot dragonfly refresher with lemonade

Bacon gooey egg bites

Spinach fajita wrap

Caramel robin crunch

a caramel mariachi

caramel matcha cheeto

“strawberry ackasian” and “caramel machete”

a tai chi latte